Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 09, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Linkenbach! You're the man who spent countless Sundays showing defensive lines exactly what the phrase "blocked from memory" means. Ever since your NFL debut with the Indianapolis Colts in 2010, fans have stood amazed—usually because after a tackle ran right behind you untouched, defenses looked more confused than a rookie at his first training camp.

Your bold spirit and determination shone brightest on that memorable Sunday when you turned protecting quarterbacks into an artform. Though offensive linemen rarely make highlight reels (unless they're dancing awkwardly post-touchdown), your dedication and grit haven't gone unnoticed by fans or teammates alike. Keep being awesome—here's to many more seasons of pancakes off-field too!