Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on September 14, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Loomis! May your day shred harder than the solos you've unleashed upon us all these years. From Nevermore's epic riffs to your awe-inspiring solo career, you’ve proven that fingers can indeed move faster than humanly possible—seriously man, do they even make metronomes fast enough for you?

Here's wishing another year filled with progressive metal mastery and fretboard wizardry. Keep dazzling audiences worldwide; after all, age is just a number—but those blistering guitar licks are timeless masterpieces! Rock on forever—you've earned every note of applause (and probably some ice packs too). Happy birthday legend!