Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on October 24, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Senator Merkley! You've navigated the halls of Congress since 2009 with grace and determination—proving that even politicians can age gracefully. From championing environmental protections to advocating tirelessly for human rights, your dedication has made Oregon proud (and probably exhausted a few interns along the way).

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as passing meaningful legislation or successfully surviving five terms in Oregon's Legislative Assembly without losing your sense of humor. May your day be filled with laughter, cake—and absolutely no filibusters. Cheers to another year of making politics look easy (or at least bearable)!