Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on November 17, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Nelson! You threw heat for 15 years, baffling batters and making hitters question their career choices. Your slider was nastier than stadium nachos, and your All-Star nod with the Mariners in 2001 proved you were more than just bullpen comic relief.

From Seattle to New York and everywhere in between, your pitching kept fans cheering—and opposing hitters fearing. Today we celebrate a guy whose fastball aged better than fine wine (and definitely better than some of those throwback uniforms). Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as that epic Mariners season—minus the ice packs afterward!