Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 13, 1965)

Happy Birthday to Jeff Ross, the legendary roastmaster general whose jokes are sharper than military-grade equipment! You've boldly conquered comedy stages from Hollywood roasts on Comedy Central—where your scorching insults hilariously torched even more reputations than Twitter—to hosting "The Burn," and bringing laughter straight into war zones. Your courage in entertaining our troops overseas deserves its own medal (or at least an extra helping at craft services)!

Whether you're skewering celebrities or bravely touring U.S. bases during intense missions like documenting soldiers' lives in Iraq, you've proven that humor truly is universal armor. Stay funny and eternally savage—we salute you!