Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on June 18, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Saturday! From selling electrical supplies to electrifying the NFL as an undrafted center, your journey is proof that greatness can come from anywhere—even aisle three of a hardware store. Who knew stocking shelves would prepare you so well for blocking defensive linemen? Your six Pro Bowl selections are impressive enough, but let's be honest: going from wiring houses to snapping footballs deserves its own Hall of Fame induction.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and success—may your celebrations today be smoother than Peyton Manning's audibles and more memorable than your legendary pancake blocks. Cheers!