Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on December 23, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Schlupp! You're the only left-back who can sprint down the wing faster than most forwards and still make it back in time for dinner. Ever since joining Ghana's national team in 2011, you've been giving opponents headaches—and your teammates plenty of reasons to smile.

From lifting the Premier League trophy with Leicester City (still can't believe that happened!) to becoming Crystal Palace’s versatile hero, you’ve proven you're more reliable than Wi-Fi at grandma's house. Keep dazzling us on the pitch—here’s hoping this year brings even more goals, assists, and hilarious goal celebrations. Cheers to you!