Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on November 18, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Scott! The man who wrote 450 consecutive episodes of "This Week in Baseball"—that's more consistency than Cal Ripken Jr. and more stamina than a doubleheader in extra innings! Your words have captured baseball's greatest moments, turning ordinary games into legendary tales.

Here's to another year of knocking stories out of the park and making deadlines look easier than a routine fly ball. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer rewrites than an umpire's call review. Keep swinging for the fences—you've already hit it out countless times!

Cheers to you, Jeff!