Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on December 24, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Sessions! From your early days in Alabama to your long tenure as a U.S. Senator starting back in 1996, you've certainly made politics interesting. Whether passionately debating policy or navigating the twists and turns of Washington D.C., you’ve always kept us on our toes.

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer hearings and more cake—after all those years serving Alabama and the nation, you've earned it! May today be filled with laughter (and perhaps fewer political debates), reminding you that age is just a number—but experience makes for great stories at parties. Cheers to another memorable year ahead!