Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on December 06, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Stelling! The undisputed king of Saturday afternoons—your quick wit and endless enthusiasm have turned Gillette Soccer Saturday into a weekly comedy-drama we can't miss. Who else could make Hartlepool United updates feel like Champions League finals?

From your legendary banter with pundits to those unforgettable goal celebrations (and occasional despair), you've given us countless memorable moments. Your recent return from retirement was the best comeback since Istanbul 2005!

Here's wishing you another year filled with hilarious exchanges, dramatic scorelines, and fewer heart-stopping Hartlepool results. Keep being brilliant—you truly are football broadcasting royalty!