Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on May 02, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Jeff The Drunk! You're the only guy who can turn a three-limbed stumble into radio gold. From your legendary karaoke performances to those unforgettable calls on Howard Stern's show, you've proven that sobriety is overrated—at least when it comes to comedy.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more hilarious moments and fewer spills (though we secretly love them). Keep rocking that cowboy hat and reminding us all why you're everyone's favorite celebrity alcoholic. Cheers to another year of laughs, drinks, and questionable life choices—we wouldn't have it any other way!