48 years old (Born on February 19, 1977)
Happy Birthday, Jeff White! You're still leaping higher than your spectacular marks back in the AFL days. Who can forget that soaring vertical leap you pulled off at Melbourne—making gravity look purely optional? Your stellar performance from '95 to 2008 especially winning All-Australian honors and dominating hit-outs always put smiles (and awe) on fans' faces.Even though retirement tried calling time-out on greatness—you've kept landing goals ever since. Celebrate big today, just maybe avoid recreating those legendary hangers over birthday cakes: candles tend not to appreciate footy boots flying through them quite as much!
Cheers mate—here’s another year kicking goals!