Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 07, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Withey! Standing tall at 7 feet, you've always had your head in the clouds—literally. Remember those fierce blocks during your debut with the Pelicans back in 2013? Opponents are still checking under their beds for nightmares of getting stuffed by you.

You’ve proven that height isn't just useful for changing lightbulbs or spotting lost pets; it’s for dominating defense and slam dunk highlights too! Here's to you continuing to tower over life's challenges, blocking negativity as easily as a rookie's layup attempt. Cheers, Jeff—you’re always above average (by about two feet)! Happy birthday!