Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 13, 1965)

Happy Birthday to Jeffrey Ross, comedy's eternal Roastmaster! Ageing gracefully—or should we say "disgracefully"—your wit remains as sharp and mercilessly hilarious as ever. Who else can roast celebrities so terrifyingly yet remain universally loved? Your countless legendary roasts—from William Shatner’s ego to Bieber's questionable life choices—prove you're forever unmatched in comedic brutality.

This year you've continued proving your skills aren't fading but evolving: making waves with every witty comeback on screen, stage appearances leaving no ego unbruised, and roasting audiences into laughter-induced submission everywhere you go. Jeff, keep grilling everyone—you've set humor permanently ablaze! Cheers!