Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on May 21, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Jeffrey Toobin! May your special day be as thrilling and suspenseful as the recount in "Too Close to Call," yet far less stressful than covering Bush v. Gore or O.J.'s infamous glove trial. Your insightful legal analysis has kept us informed—and occasionally amused—through some of history's most dramatic courtroom sagas.

From captivating readers at The New Yorker with sharp wit and clarity, to breaking down complex cases on CNN without objection (or sustained boredom), you've truly mastered making law accessible—even entertaining—to all audiences. Here's hoping this birthday verdict is unanimous: another fantastic year ahead!