Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on June 08, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Jens Kidman! May your celebrations be as rhythmically complex and delightfully chaotic as a Meshuggah riff. You've spent decades redefining metal with vocal intensity that could power an entire city—seriously, "New Millennium Cyanide Christ" alone probably shifted tectonic plates.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more success (and fewer neck cramps from headbanging). Keep inspiring us all by pushing musical boundaries and defying conventional time signatures. Remember: age is just a number—but in true Meshuggah style, it's probably some complicated polyrhythmic fraction nobody else can count anyway. Cheers to another epic trip around the sun!