Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on January 07, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Jeremy! From navigating the corridors of power as Chief of Staff to Leon Panetta, you've proven that handling government secrets is easier than blowing out all those candles on your cake. Your strategic insights and sharp wit have made you a standout figure in Washington—though we're still waiting for your tell-all memoir titled "Bash-ing Bureaucracy."

Whether it's offering insightful commentary or expertly dissecting complex national security issues, you always manage to make it look effortless. Here's hoping this year brings fewer classified briefings and more time for cake and laughter. Cheers to another year of success!