Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on April 11, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Jeremy Clarkson! May your celebrations be faster than a Bugatti Veyron and smoother than James May's hair. From epic road trips to hilarious mishaps on Top Gear, you've taught us that speed limits are merely suggestions—and caravans were made for destruction.

Your recent adventures continue to inspire laughter and awe; whether farming in muddy fields or critiquing cars with unmatched wit, you remain the undisputed king of automotive banter. Here's hoping this year brings fewer breakdowns (mechanical ones at least) and more horsepower-fueled escapades. Keep revving engines—and tempers—for many years ahead!