Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on January 17, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Jeremy Roenick! You're the only guy who could skate circles around opponents and still have enough breath left to charm fans with your legendary wit. From lighting up arenas with the Los Angeles Kings to dazzling us all on ice, you've always been a true king of hockey—and comedy.

Whether it was scoring clutch goals or delivering unforgettable commentary off-ice, you’ve consistently brought excitement and laughter into our lives. Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as that time you danced through defenders like they were traffic cones—timelessly awesome! Keep skating smoothly through life; you're truly one-of-a-kind!