Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on October 26, 1976)

Happy birthday to the legendary Jeremy Wotherspoon—literally faster on ice than penguins fleeing a polar bear! Your blistering sprints and four gold medals in sprint events at the World Championships (1999, 2000, 2002, and 2003) surely left competitors breathless. Rumor has it that stopwatch manufacturers still celebrate your retirement anniversary.

While mere mortals struggle just standing upright on skates, you've glided through history as one of speedskating's all-time greats. On your special day, remember age is only a number—but thankfully not measured with hundredths-of-a-second precision anymore!

Enjoy celebrating another speedy lap around life's rink; wishing you joy this year and beyond!