Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 20, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jermey Parnell! From protecting quarterbacks to hoisting the Lombardi Trophy with the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV, you've tackled life head-on—literally. Your moves on the field were smoother than birthday cake frosting and stronger than a Dallas Cowboys offensive line.

Whether blocking defenders or celebrating victories, your NFL journey has been legendary. Cowboys fans still remember your fierce determination after joining them in 2010; you made Sundays brighter and defensive ends' days tougher. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more touchdowns—at least when it comes to cake slices!

Cheers to another winning year ahead!