Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on April 28, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Jerome! You've orbited Earth, floated weightlessly in space, and earned NASA's Distinguished Service Medal—clearly your idea of a casual weekend is slightly more ambitious than ours. While most people struggle to parallel park their cars, you've effortlessly docked spacecrafts; talk about setting the bar astronomically high!

Here's wishing you another year filled with stellar achievements and gravity-defying adventures. May your birthday cake be as legendary as your career—but please remember: blowing out candles doesn't require rocket propulsion! Keep inspiring us all with that brilliant mind and cosmic sense of humor. Happy orbit around the sun again!