Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on July 03, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jerome Felton! You're the only guy we know who spent years bulldozing linebackers for four different NFL teams—Lions, Panthers, Colts and Vikings—and still managed to keep smiling. Your 2012 All-Pro season with Minnesota was legendary; rumor has it defenders are still recovering from your blocks!

Here's hoping today you celebrate like it's fourth-and-goal at the one-yard line: unstoppable and unforgettable. May this year bring as much success as that epic run in purple when Adrian Peterson followed your lead straight into history books. Cheers to a fullback who's always been fully awesome—enjoy every moment!