Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on September 21, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Jerry Bruckheimer! Your explosive action sequences and swashbuckling adventures remind us that it's never too late to run from an exploding pirate ship. Thanks for giving Johnny Depp the perfect excuse to drink rum on-screen—without you, pirates would just be guys with bad hygiene and questionable fashion sense.

From "Pirates of the Caribbean" to countless blockbusters, you've transformed cinema into a thrilling rollercoaster ride filled with exhilarating chaos and unforgettable moments. Wishing you another blockbuster year ahead—may your explosions get bigger, your villains meaner, and your treasures richer. After all, the world's always better in Jerry-vision!