Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on January 11, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Jerry Diorio! From dominating the trenches at Michigan to your unforgettable season with the Detroit Lions, you've always tackled life head-on. Rumor has it quarterbacks still send you thank-you notes for keeping them upright!

These days, while your NFL jersey might be retired in a closet somewhere (hopefully not too snug!), you're still scoring touchdowns in friendship and laughter. May this birthday bring as much joy as that epic victory dance after flattening defenders back in the day.

Keep blocking negativity and rushing toward happiness—you're forever an MVP both on and off the field!