Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on May 07, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Jerry Nolan! From pounding the drums with The New York Dolls and lighting stages ablaze alongside Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, you've always kept rock 'n' roll irresistibly rowdy. Who knew smashing cymbals could look so cool? Your timeless beats still echo louder than your legendary backstage anecdotes.

You're proof that great drummers don't age—they just develop better rhythm and charm. Thanks for making outrageous hairstyles obligatory in rock history books everywhere! May your birthday be filled with laughs as loud as your unforgettable drum rolls; after all, nobody rocks a leather jacket (or eyeliner) quite like you do!