Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on October 29, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Jesse Barfield! May your celebration be as legendary as that cannon of an arm you showcased in the '80s. Rumor has it NASA once considered borrowing your throwing skills to launch satellites into orbit—after all, who needs rockets when you've got a two-time Gold Glove winner?

Here's hoping this year brings you more joy than opposing runners felt dread whenever they dared test your outfield prowess. Keep knocking life's curveballs right out of the park and remember: age is just a number—but those laser-beam throws are forever timeless. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the bases!