Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on July 12, 1969)

Happy birthday to the legendary Jesse Pintado, the man who didn't just shred guitars—he shredded genres! Thanks for gifting us with grindcore and making Napalm Death even louder (we didn’t think that was possible). Your riffs are faster than our coffee-fueled heartbeats, and your solos have inspired countless air guitar injuries worldwide.

From pioneering a musical revolution to redefining sonic chaos, you've truly left an unforgettable mark. Today we celebrate you by blasting Napalm Death at full volume—sorry neighbors—and attempting headbanging moves only professionals like yourself should try. Keep grinding wherever you are; your legacy rocks eternally!