Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on March 26, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jessica! You became America's favorite underground celebrity before it was trendy. Seriously though, your amazing journey from Baby Jessica to the incredible person you are today is truly inspiring.

Throughout the years, you've shown strength and humor in equal measure—qualities we all admire deeply. Your greatest success isn't just that moment back when—you’ve continued overcoming challenges with grace and goodwill since then. Here’s wishing you another year of laughs, great memories (hopefully above ground this time!), and plenty of joyous surprises ahead.

Have a fantastic birthday filled with love—and no surprise wells anywhere nearby!