Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on June 11, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jesús Fernandez Collado! From guarding Numancia B's net back in 2007 to stepping onto the prestigious turf with Real Madrid in 2011, you've been mastering goal-blocking longer than smartphones have ruled our lives. You've proven you're quicker at reactions than Grandma is stealing frosting off your birthday cake.

From diving saves that defy gravity during nail-biting matches—you're always ensuring opponents leave empty-handed and fans full-hearted. Here's hoping this year brings you more victories on (and maybe even off) the pitch!

Keep shining between those posts; after all these years protecting goals from intruders, nobody deserves a giant celebratory slice of cake more!