Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on August 18, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Jim Florentine! Every year you get older, your comedy gets sharper—but don't worry, Special Ed is still proudly maintaining the intellectual high-ground. Your unforgettable prank calls and clever antics on "Crank Yankers" continue cracking us up; clearly maturity hasn't slowed down your comedic genius one bit!

Here's to another year of successfully reminding everyone that adulthood can be postponed indefinitely through humor. Keep making us laugh until we cry—it beats acting our age anyway. After all these glorious years in comedy as Special Ed—it's official: you've mastered mischief forever (Yayyy!). Have a fantastic birthday celebration—you've earned it!