Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on March 17, 1939)

Happy birthday, Jim! You're the only person I know who can stare at a junkyard and say, "I see dinosaurs!" Your gift of turning rusty heaps into prehistoric masterpieces never ceases to amaze. Honestly, Jurassic Park has nothing on you—your dinos might just roar if they weren't made from mufflers!

And let's not forget your brilliant creation: the marvelous 'Universal Woman.' Who knew discarded washers could have such poise? You've proven it’s possible for laundry room leftovers to radiate grace and timeless charm. Keep welding humor with genius; every wrench sees potential in your hands! Have an extraordinary day!