Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on March 19, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Jim Korderas! The man who spent over two decades bravely shouting decisions amidst flying chairs and sweaty wrestlers—your vocal cords deserve their own Hall of Fame induction. From WrestleMania chaos to Royal Rumble madness, you always kept your cool (mostly) while everyone else lost theirs.

Even though you've hung up the striped shirt since 2009, fans still fondly recall how you'd dramatically point at fallen superstars like a Shakespearean actor delivering his finest monologue. May this birthday be free from surprise chair shots or unexpected pinfalls—and may all life's counts go smoothly beyond three seconds!