Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on August 27, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Jim Thome! May your day be filled with more joy than pitchers felt dread whenever you stepped up to bat. Your legendary power swings for the Cleveland Indians in the '90s didn't just send baseballs flying—they sent them into orbit! Rumor has it NASA still tracks some of those home runs.

From dominating as a designated hitter to becoming one of baseball's most feared sluggers, you've given fans countless unforgettable moments. Today we celebrate not only another year but also every towering homer and clutch hit that made us cheer wildly. Here's hoping your birthday cake survives better than opposing pitchers did against you—enjoy your special day!