Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on June 21, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Jim Tooey! From running scared in 2006 to navigating the hilarious chaos of Foreign Exchange in 2008, you've always kept us entertained. And let's not forget your avant-garde adventures with Matthew Barney's Cremaster 3—only you could make surrealism look so effortlessly cool!

Here's wishing a timeless talent like yours another year filled with laughter, applause, and roles that are just as memorable (and slightly less bizarre). May your birthday be more fun than an experimental art film premiere—and may this next chapter bring even greater success and fewer confusing plot twists. Cheers to you!