Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 10, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Jim Zorn! From your legendary left-handed spirals as quarterback to those unforgettable sideline antics coaching the Redskins—your passion and humor have always been MVP-worthy. Even though your headset days in Washington were brief (2008-2009), fans still recall that gutsy fake field goal call against the Giants with a smile.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than an end-zone celebration dance—and fewer surprises than facing blitzes on third down. May every candle blown out today remind you of touchdowns thrown, games won, and all those timeless moments you've given football fans everywhere. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!