Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on September 30, 1944)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Jimmy Johnstone! Your dazzling footwork and fearless runs down the wing made defenders dizzy, fans ecstatic, and goalkeepers question their career choices. Scotland still remembers your brilliance from 1964-1974—especially that unforgettable night in Lisbon when you helped Celtic lift the European Cup in '67.

Jimmy, you've always been faster than a speeding defender and trickier than a magician's rabbit. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought to football pitches everywhere—and may no one ever challenge you to dribble past them at this age; we wouldn't want any pulled muscles!