Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on November 27, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Jimmy Rollins! You're known for sliding gracefully across second base and stealing hearts faster than bases. Whether it was your electric 38-game hitting streak back in 2005 or snagging the NL MVP trophy in 2007, you've always been clutch under pressure—much like finding cake at a party before anyone else.

From dazzling Philly fans with those lightning quick hands to lifting our spirits during that unforgettable World Series championship run of '08, you've truly achieved legendary status. Here's hoping today your birthday celebration is just as epic as your career—but please avoid any headfirst dives into the cake this year!