Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on November 19, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Jo Bonner! Wishing a fantastic day to the man who navigated Congress with more grace than most of us navigate rush-hour traffic. Your decade representing Alabama's 1st congressional district was filled with memorable moments—like your tireless advocacy for coastal communities and dedication to fiscal responsibility. Honestly, anyone who can survive ten years in Washington deserves cake every single day.

Since leaving Capitol Hill, you've continued making waves back home in Alabama, proving that there's life after politics—and it's pretty great! May this birthday bring you as much joy as successfully passing bipartisan legislation (or at least avoiding filibusters). Cheers!