Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on April 13, 1951)

Happy birthday to Joachim Streich, the unstoppable forward who made goalkeepers tremble and scoreboard operators earn their keep! With over 55 international goals in more than 100 appearances, you're still celebrating that famous Olympic bronze from Munich like it's yesterday—standing tall as East Germany's hero. Rumor has it your boots were considered an unfair advantage; after all, they seemed magnetically attracted to the net!

Joachim, while others counted birthdays over cakes and candles—you've spent yours counting epic headers and trademark finishes. Today we cheerfully remind you: age is just a number—but scoring legendary Olympic goals makes you timelessly cool forever!