40 years old (Born on May 18, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Joakim Soria! You're not just aging gracefully—you're aging like your signature curveball: sharp, unpredictable, and still leaving hitters baffled. Ever since your MLB debut with the Royals in 2007, you've been striking out batters faster than candles on a birthday cake.From All-Star appearances to clutch saves, you've consistently delivered under pressure. Your arm has defied time itself—still throwing heat and making hitters swing at air. Here's hoping this year brings you as many smiles as strikeouts!
Enjoy your special day, Joakim—you've earned it! May your celebrations be timeless...just like your legendary pitching career.