Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on March 01, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Joao Plata! From dazzling Toronto FC fans back in 2011 to lighting up Real Salt Lake since your arrival in 2013, you've always been a giant on the pitch—proving that great things truly do come in small packages. Your swift footwork and fearless goals have left defenders dizzy and crowds roaring.

Here's hoping this year brings you as many memorable moments as those epic celebrations after each goal scored. May your speed never fade, may opponents continue chasing shadows behind you—and most importantly—may someone finally invent cleats fast enough to keep pace with you!