35 years old (Born on March 14, 1990)
Happy Birthday, Joe Allen! The Welsh Pirlo himself—midfield maestro and Olympic legend. From bossing the midfield at Liverpool to proudly representing Great Britain in London 2012, you've always made football look effortlessly classy (and your beard game strong). Who else could make passing sideways an art form?Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are smoother than your silky passes and more memorable than that iconic Euro 2016 run with Wales. May you continue tackling life as gracefully as opponents on matchday—and remember: age is just a number...but legendary hair remains timeless.
Cheers to another year of greatness, Joe!