Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on April 25, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Joe Bendik! From the Portland Timbers in 2012 until now, your career in goal has been one big block party—literally. Whether you're leaping heroically to save a penalty or giving forwards nightmares with those quick reflexes, you've made some incredible moments look effortless.

Here's wishing you another spectacular year full of laughs and clean sheets (because laundry is overrated). May you always find gloves that fit perfectly and strikers who hesitate just long enough. Keep making soccer fans cheer—and forwards groan—in pitches everywhere; after all these years, it's clear: No one's bending it past Bendik anytime soon!