Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on September 26, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Joe Benigno! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the "wiser" part. Your legendary rants on WFAN have become as iconic in New York sports radio as a Jets fan's eternal optimism (or despair). Whether passionately dissecting Mets bullpen meltdowns or lamenting another Knicks heartbreak, your voice has been the soundtrack to countless commutes and coffee breaks.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than watching yet another Jets quarterback carousel. Keep bringing us those unforgettable moments of humor, honesty, and pure passion that make every broadcast feel like chatting with an old friend at the neighborhood bar. Cheers to many more years behind the mic—and maybe even witnessing one championship parade someday!