Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on January 01, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Joe Cannon! You're still blocking years like you blocked shots back in your MLS glory days. Two-time Goalkeeper of the Year (2002 and 2004)—clearly aging as gracefully as those legendary saves with San Jose Earthquakes and Colorado Rapids.

Even though candles might now outnumber clean sheets, you're forever our favorite keeper who made strikers rethink their career choices. May this birthday be filled with fewer penalty kicks from life—and more celebrations worthy of a championship-winning save!

Cheers to another year defending against gray hairs better than any striker you've faced—have an amazing day, legend!