Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on August 30, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Joe Crawford! You've blown the whistle on more NBA legends than most people have jerseys. Since your debut in 1977, you've officiated over two thousand games—proving that even referees can achieve Hall-of-Fame numbers. Your iconic calls and animated gestures are as memorable as any buzzer-beater.

Here's to you—the man who turned technical fouls into an art form and made arguing with refs a spectator sport. May your birthday be free of instant replays, coaches' challenges, or players questioning your eyesight. Keep calling 'em like you see 'em; after all these years, you're still our favorite zebra!