Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on January 16, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Joe Flacco! You're the only quarterback who can throw a football farther than most people drive their cars. Your Super Bowl XLVII MVP performance still shines brighter than your helmet under stadium lights—proving once and for all that "elite" isn't just an adjective; it's spelled F-L-A-C-C-O.

From Baltimore to beyond, you've shown us how cool it is to stay calm in pressure-packed moments (and even cooler when hoisting Lombardi trophies). May this birthday bring you as much joy as Ravens fans felt watching those legendary playoff runs—and may your arm remain forever strong enough to toss cake slices across any party room!