36 years old (Born on April 14, 1989)
Happy Birthday, Joe Haden! Still covering receivers tighter than airport security since your flashy NFL debut in 2010. Whether shutting down passes or chasing down runners, you've been the defensive nightmare every quarterback fears.From locking down opponents at Cleveland to becoming a standout for Pittsburgh, your spectacular interceptions and relentless run support have defined your incredible career. Cornerbacks come and go—but nobody makes highlight reels and sideline celebrations quite as memorable as you do.
May this birthday be filled with joy, laughs—and zero touchdowns allowed (well, just this once we'll let it slide). Age like fine wine but retain coverage like glue!