Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on August 02, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Joe Hockey! May your day be filled with more cheer than a budget surplus and fewer surprises than Question Time. From managing Human Services to steering Employment policies during the Howard years, you've always known how to juggle responsibilities—though we're still wondering if balancing Australia's finances was easier or harder than handling parliamentary debates!

As Treasurer from 2013 onwards, you navigated economic storms with determination (and perhaps a few extra coffees). Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as announcing tax cuts—and far less stress than explaining fiscal policy on live TV. Cheers!